MASTER NOTES: Nothing is real in April. Maybe.
Yesterday, a buddy of mine asked me how my fantasy teams are doing. I kinda looked at him funny and said, "I have no idea." Really.
I don't look at the standings at all until closer to the end of this month. It's pointless.
I don't care that Adrian Gonzalez hit five home runs in three days. He did the same thing a few years ago, but it was in August so nobody noticed.
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